By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com
You didn’t really think I was going to let this pass did you?
According to Marie Harf and in regard to how to stop ISIS…
“We’re killing a lot of them and we’re going to keep killing more of them. So are the Egyptians, so are the Jordanians. They’re in this fight with us. But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war. We need in the medium to longer term to go after the root causes that leads people to join these groups, whether it’s lack of opportunity for jobs…”
We cannot kill our way out of this war???
Seriously???
According to Harf…an Obama regime mouthpiece of extreme vapidity…we need to identify the…what was it she called it again? Oh yes…the ROOT CAUSES that leads people to join these groups…whether it’s lack of opportunity for jobs…”We can work with countries around the world to help improve their governance. We can help them build their economies so they can have job opportunities for these people…”
Well, I must admit…the notion that we can stop ISIS, al-Qaeda, Boko Haram, the Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas, Hezbollah, the Taliban and any number of other barbaric Islamist factions with a JOBS FAIR has never occurred to me.
How about YOU?
They’re all pissed and killing everybody via burning them to death, beheading them, crucifying them, stoning them and whatever else 7th century barbarians do to end human life because…
They’re unemployed???
Really???
Let’s take a look at the false prophet and barbaric pedophile’s manifesto shall we???
Quran (2:191-193) - “And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out….UNLESS YOU HAVE GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT AT A $15.00/HOUR MINIMUM WAGE…then…never mind…”
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!!
Good grief…first it was that the ISLAMIC State of Iraq and the Levant ain’t ISLAMIC and now…we cannot kill our way out of this war but we can put an end to their barbaric activities by finding the camel and goat humpers a JOB???
Sort of makes me wonder what ELSE has their panties in a wad…
I’m willing to bet 2 ply toilet paper would help. I mean…most single ply is about as comforting as 80 grit sandpaper and the chafing has GOT to be irritating…in 120 degree heat so…load up some Angel Soft and air-drop it to them.
Couldn’t hurt.
Hmmmmm…perhaps it’s more of an INTERNAL problem. Being completely full of shit might just be what’s making them cranky. SEND EM BRAN MUFFINS!!! That way, the whole 2 ply thing makes more sense.
What about a VACATION???
Seems to me that never getting away from the whole caliphate building thing…jihad…day after day after day has GOT to have those savages on their last nerve.
Obama takes a lot of vacations and HE doesn’t seem to have a care in the WO
RLD. Of course…when you’ve seen one Middle Eastern cesspool you’ve seen em all so…I know…let’s send em all on a CRUISE!!!
One of those adult fun cruises!!! Yeah…THAT’S the ticket!!! Buffets all over the place…pools, climbing walls…shuffleboard…discos with mirror balls…live entertainment…ports of call…WET BURQA CONTESTS…Let’s be sure to get them state rooms with portholes…the interior rooms really suck but a CRUISE…THAT should take the edge off.
Speaking of entertainment…
Maybe, just maybe, they’re sick and tired of all that Arabic easy-listing elevator music and they just want some hip-hop. WE COULD SEND THEM KANYE WEST!!!
That may not actually make em less surly but it sure would make things a little better over here don’t ya think?
Here’s something…comfort food and sedatives.
Obviously…the food can’t be good over there and they DO seem a little high-strung so…POT BROWNIES!!! Ever see a stoner get worked up enough to behead somebody? Me either. Hell, I knew a guy in college that whipped up a batch of those damn things twice a week and you couldn’t get his ass of the couch for ANYTHING!!!
DUUUUUUUUUDE…WHASS-UP???????
Whatever we do…do NOT give them any Kool Aid…we know what it does to liberals and those barbarians are already at the tipping point.
Ya know…come to think of it…they all DO live in the dessert…it’s hot…windy…DRY as week old toast…maybe they’re dehydrated and…since they stick their asses in the air five times a day…
MAYBE WHAT ISIS NEEDS…IS AN ENEMA!!!
That’ll take the starch out of em for a while.
Oh, I know this all sounds a little silly…maybe even a tad snarky but consider what led me down this path to start with…
Marie Harf, the Obama regime’s State Department spokesweasel telling us all that…“We’re killing a lot of them and we’re going to keep killing more of them. So are the Egyptians, so are the Jordanians. They’re in this fight with us. But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war. We need in the medium to longer term to go after the root causes that leads people to join these groups, whether it’s lack of opportunity for jobs…”
So…allowing for a l
ack of college degrees amongst the barbarians and, for the most part, the complete lack of even the most basic of public schooling in their rank and file…exactly what sort of jobs should we be offering to the Islamic terrorist hoards?
Door to door Chicago Knife sales positions?
Probably not the best idea even though they do seem to have some experience with the product.
Telemarketers?
“Helluuu…I am Mahmoud…I sell to you life insurance and trust me when I tell you, you will need this product.”
Maybe not so much huh?
Dating service screener?
“Would you prefer camel or goat? Camel ,yes? One hump or two?”
Fast Food service employee…
“Welcome to Achmed’s burger tent how may I help you? One Awassi Sheep on a bun with goat cheese and a diet Arak? Would you like an IED with that?”
Next…
Maybe they have a future in landscaping because God knows…there’s not a square mile in the entire region that couldn’t use a pergola, a water feature and an herb garden. I can see it now…
”Allahu Akbar’s Backyard Designs by Mohammad and Sons…We specialize in filling in bomb craters.”
I don’t know…call me a CRAZY INFIDEL but the best idea out there, it seems to me, is to kill THEM before THEY kill US…because in the whole history of military warfare…no nation has ever defeated their enemies…via job placement.
What’s the matter liberals? Too NUANCED for you?